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Lawrence O’Donnell gets Biblical

American journalist Lawrence O’Donnell*, safely distanced from the violent reality of those outside the protective glove of the United States, was recently aired gleefully insulting The Bible. With perfectly groomed plastic hair, a cocky smirk, and the nauseating stink of arrogance this mouthpiece for the elite laced into the Holy Book.

In this one sided diatribe of blaspheme, O’Donnell concluded that The Bible was nothing more than a homophobic tome that encouraged slavery, to which he insist NO ONE abides by. He also suggested that the shoulder belonging to the Presidents daughter held the same significance as the word of God. (maybe to him and other progressive occultist)

Perhaps the most telling aspect of Larry’s latest verbal vomiting is he wouldn’t have the balls to reproduce this garbage using the Koran. White progressive clowns like O’Donnell frequently bullwhip Christianity with impunity. Until they discover Rosanne Arnold-Barr’s bloated head at the bottom of some dumpster in Jersey with a crucifix jammed in her ear, the left feels safe publicly insulting Christianity.

“No one accepts all of the teachings of the Bible — no one,” O’Donnell proclaimed. “There are no literal followers of the word of God as presented in the Bible left on earth. If there were any, they would have to be burning people at the stake all day, every day.”
The host noted his belief that the Bible mandates that prostitutes be burned at the stake and that those who commit adultery and fail to keep the Sabbath also deserve death.

“The Bible has more death penalties in it than Texas law,” he added, urging Obama to simply put his hand on one of his daughter’s shoulders, rather than on a Bible, when he takes the oath (Obama is actually planning to place his hand on two Bibles — one that was owned by Martin Luther King Jr. and another by Lincoln).

“This time, as it was last time for the first time in history, the book will be held by a First Lady who is a descendent of slaves. But the holy book she will be holding does not contain one word of God condemning slavery. Not one word. But that same book, which spends hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of pages condemning all sorts of things and couldn’t find one sentence to condemn slavery, does indeed find the space to repeatedly condemn gay people, as the now banished Louie Giglio said it does. And as the First Lady is holding that book for the President, sitting someone near them will be a pastor who the Inauguration Committee will make sure is much more adept at hiding what that book actually says than Louie Giglio was.  —Lawrence O’Donnell

Creeps like O’Donnell show their cowardly yellow stripes when they so boldly hassle Christians and grab their ankles for Islam. The negative attributes they claim The Bible has are mild compared to the Koran. Proving their objective integrity falls short in relation to their mortality and utter fear of bodily harm.


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