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Outlaw Charlie Sheen & the Crisco Kid

"I said come here, boy!"
“It was the wild 80s man, I was just giving the kid some brotherly hazing”

So, perhaps we were lied to when they said that Charlie Sheen contracted aids while riding on a dirty city bus, maybe he’s just a filthy perv who loves raping young boys with vegetable shortening.

Entertainment Weekly reports:

In his new documentary (My) Truth: The Rape of Two Coreys, which debuted on Monday night at a screening in Los Angeles, Feldman listed the men who he says sexually assaulted him and his friend Corey Haim when they were child stars. Among the names, Feldman alleged Haim had said actor Charlie Sheen raped him while making the 1986 film Lucas.

Sheen categorically denied ever engaging in improper behavior with Haim. “These sick, twisted and outlandish allegations never occurred. Period,” Sheen said in a statement provided to EW.

“This wasn’t like a one-time thing he said in passing. It wasn’t like, ‘Oh, by the way, this happened.’ He went into great detail,” a crying Feldman said in the documentary about Haim, who died from pneumonia in 2010. “He told me, ‘Charlie bent me over in between two trailers and put Crisco oil on my butt and raped me in broad daylight. Anybody could have seen it.”

“Yee Haw, IU love this crisco!”

Now, Corey Feldman doesn’t exactly inspire any confidence when gaging this story’s validity, but the chances of him picking Sheen’s name from a hat is quite a stretch. Charlie Sheen, in recent history, has made some decidedly rueful decisions, most significantly his choice to do whatever it was that left his crack-addled interior &exterior infected with HIV.

Quite possibly, Sheen may have dipped his pen in a dirty inkwell, nothing is too outlandish for the former “rock-star” whose pulse rages with “tiger blood” and more appropriately the 80s has-been is a complete loser.

Sheen had the choice of raping his other co-star, a female, instead he allegedly forcefully raped the younger effeminate male.