This week was fraught with interesting developments beginning with the end of the Muller investigation which finally proved what most rational folks knew all along, No F%$@ing collusion Jack. The cost to the American taxpayer for this bogus witch-hunt was the bargain price of 25 million dollars.
Americans learned that Russia has flown in at least 100 troops to the imploding country of Venezuela; this could strain President Trump’s relationship with Putin.
The media was proven to be mere commentators of hyperbole, gleeful pushers of the Democrat propaganda and all 16 charges against Jussie Smollett were dropped.
As news anchors around the network revealed this injustice a more compelling outrage was floating to the surface, this dude, Jussie Smollett was still claiming his innocence and doubling down.
“I would not be my mother’s son if I was capable of one drop of what I was accused of.” said Smollett. Pretty dam ballsy sir.
Being guilty, Smollett forfeited his ten grand and performed 2 days of community service. A man supposedly so passionate about his innocence would never agree to those terms.
Presidential pretender, Joseph R. Biden also made headlines after apologizing for his “whiteness” or was it his “man-ness”? On Tuesday Biden blamed “white man’s culture” as the catalyst to sexual assaults against women in America.
“It’s an institution, a culture, a white man’s culture. It’s got to change,” blurted out a very, very white Mr. Biden. Does he believe that talking about his demographic in the third person relieve him of any association? I mean, why should we vote for you Biden? Mr. Biden campaigns for a party that compares white men to cultural cancer as if he’s neither white nor man.
Joe goes on to reveal his unbridled grief not being able to slay the misogynist Republican dragons that drug Anita Hill over the congressional coals. Unfortunately for Joe, the digital footprint of him asking Anita Hill to describe the most embarrassing sexual misconduct she endured, can be seen all over the internet.
Video content of a sideburned Biden of young saying, “You’ve heard of a token black or token women, well I was a token young guy.” How insensitive Joe.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortex nearly hemorrhaged her millennial micro-chip while discussing this week’s hilariously demoralizing vote on “The green new deal”. The Senate Democrats saw 43 from their party vote “present” and the rest of them voted “no”.
Ocasio-Cortez scolded senate republicans saying things like, “learn to govern” “this is serious” “people are dying” and “I was a waitress in a taco shop”
All in all, I believe that it was a good week for America as well as a testament to this ever-growing cultural madness.
I would be remiss to conclude this letter without observing a revolting truth that has remained silent during the Smollett circus. What if he was white? Do you think they would have been satisfied with a mere ten grand and a poultry 48 hours community service? Would fake media simply “move on” if the charges were dropped for a white male?